so we did a secret santa at work today and my 49-year-old child of a boss made me this, a picture of the impala on a metal frame and i was like wat
and there was an envelope attached to it which contained
these f*cking magnets that she made so you can create lil scenes next to the impala bUT THAT’S NOT ALL
SHE INCLUDED COSTUMES YOU CAN PUT ON THEM
AND PROPS LIKE GUNS AND SALT AND HOLY WATER AND EVEN AN EMF THINGY
SHE EVEN MADE BEER AND BURGERS AND FRIES
MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS
Ash is loose in heaven
Those teenage hunters
The other horsemen's rings
The back door to hell was left open
all the weapons of Heaven Balthazar just has stockpiled somewhere
what in the fuck happened to Linda
there are still leviathans
wordfulwonderlous asked: John, what is your opinion on The Picture of Dorian Gray?
It never gets old.
Turn in your writer credits right now
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.